DOOMSDAY!!!!

Everyone…Doomsday is upon us! The red button will be pressed by darkphoneixv1 to unleash horrible, horrible terror. Well, his red button at least and his version of terror. This bidder says that if we do not pay attention to the bid or if it does not get enough money, then we will all be in a very bad situation…all at the push of his little red button. This kind of sounds like a bad Austin Powers movie except the person holding the world at ransom isn’t Dr. Evil, just some idiot in his mom’s basement.

Also on eBay, a newspaper proclaiming Hitler’s Death. “Hitler Slain” is reads in big, bold letter. This is a pretty cool antique for such a momentous day. And hey it’s only about $40 so far. Also being sold is a Woodstock paper and a Kentucky Derby Triple Crown paper. Neat stuff.

Now back to the idiots. A “S” shaped pork rind. I don’t know what it is. I don’t really want to know. It looks and sounds discussing. I don’t even really want to know how they got it. I just hope that no one buys it.

Ahh and yes…to end the day. Bob the cork. Not just any ordinary cork. He is Bob, and he is a cork. It is as dumb as it sounds. He’s just a simple cork, with a face drawn on it. Who knows he might turn out to be a good friend if you are lonely? You could even drink your sorrows away with him!

Got 9 mill?

Do you have $8,900,000? This is the most expensive thing I could find on eBay. And it actually is not an item. It is a 292 acre, geo-thermal Development property. Complete with 3 hot springs, 2 cold springs, a hotel, motel, 15 outdoor hot tubs, RV Park, and 16 parcel subdivision! I wonder if this is a scam? Only because I probably wouldn’t want to bet my 9 million dollars on the chance that this actually isn’t a real property and just someone’s wallet.

Also on eBay, a “Trackless Train Amusement Ride”. Literally a big toy train that you would see at an amusement park, sitting in someone’s yard. Sounds like a steal for only $5,000….

I think the next item is the greatest thing I have seen on eBay yet. Some wiley devil is selling U.S. Citizenship. They claim to be a 2 time cancer survivor and need to pay off bills. How you ask? They simply win the auction, and then the person will simply marry them! Sounds like someone might have finally outsmarted Uncle Sam.