A Wooden Bust of Mr. T ....FOOL!

I didn’t think it was possible to get any weirder. Someone has proved me wrong… A person actually made and is selling a wooden bust of the one and only, Mr. T. I don’t know how or why you would create this, but someone actually carved this out of some sort of hardwood. It is surprisingly really cool! I never had the chance to watch, “The A Team”, but I have seen Mr. T on those late night T.V. re-runs and he is a psycho. Obviously there is a die hard fan, somewhere out there that was willing to take large amount of time to create this masterpiece for only $30.

Among other notable items on eBay this week is a “Jesus Pencil Topper”. An actual replica of Jesus Christ himself, to go right onto you standard #2 pencil. Someone is also doing a “Tin Man” idea to this week. Using the effortless ideas to make money. They made a simple, everyday, paper airplane. We also have an empty bottle of sunscreen which apparently someone needs to have because there is actual competitive bidding for it. I guess they collect sunscreen bottles because I can’t think of anything else you can do with it except stare.

I have never seen this one either, tattoo arm sleeves. Look like a “bad-ass” biker by just slipping these on! You can even look as cool as the girl wearing them in the picture… I don’t think I will be buying these, but I guess someone will.

The best for last: a North American raccoon penis bone. I didn’t know this was actually possible and I don’t think it really is. In some was I really want to ask the Texas seller how he got this and what it actually is. Anyway, it’s on eBay for you to buy! Go for it, who knows what part of a raccoon penis will do for you!

Tin Man Turds and More!

Week two. What is on eBay you ask? A lot of worthless random stuff that someone has decided to sell. Even worse, people are buying them. For example, a “set” “fossilized Tin Man Turds”. Are they from the “Tin Man” of the Wizard of Ozz like the user, snowflowerrose, claims? Absolutely not, it was some man who had an actually brilliant idea to make $9.

Because people will actually buy this stuff, this seller will become a fraction richer. The idea, I imagine, came in between an all-night marathon of classic movies, beating Halo 2 for the 50^th time and four bottles of Halo 3 Mountain Dew. Imagine being able to make money from a semi-delirious idea for making the fossilized remains of the Tin Man. Simply tearing and rolling your common, everyday, aluminum foil and making a profit. A small profit, but a profit none the less. I admire you snowflowerrose, our brilliant seller.

Also being sold on eBay this week is the “CB 6000”. It comes with vented slots, 3 interlocking “puzzle pieces” and a lock and master key. Any idea what this product is? It is the newest “male chastity” belt on the market! I didn’t know that they even had these in production. I was wrong. If you feel the need to protect yourself or your loved ones, please buy one of these products. Yours for $189.95!

So, yet another week passes with even more bizarre items than the first. I wonder what next week will bring?

Invisibility...Yours for only $24.95!

Now on eBay, as I write this, is the deal of you life! Have you ever wanted to be a top secret spy? Be a ninja-warrior? Or be totally awesome? Well, an anonymous user on eBay has your hopes and dreams all for the convenient price of $24.95!

What is this product you ask? What can someone possibly sell, so I can become a "ninja"? They sell the secret to becoming invisible! To “go anywhere, at anytime, without being seen”! So invisible they claim that your own shadow cannot even detect you!

But wait, there's more! On top of being totally invisible( which would be pretty sweet considering this oh-so-generous person claims the product not to be a scam, “bull” or a disappointment), our fellow citizen has been kind enough to include to us, a “FREE BONUS OFFER”! When we buy the technique to become “100% invisible”, we now get the Secrets of Sexual Seduction AND The Wizard's Book of Animal Secrets.

Our vender claims that in these books, we will learn the secret to getting any woman that we want. It also claims to have two cures for male pattern baldness, “ a method for loosing weight without exercise”, and “unusual methods to grow 4-6 inches”… You tell me ...

In the final bonus offer, The Wizard's Book of Animal Secret, we can all learn the secrets of animal control. We can “tame wild horses”, “keep a squirrel in our pocket” and even bring “dead creatures back to life”.

Amazing! I was totally unaware that any of this even existed. Imagine, becoming invisible, getting the woman of our dreams and controlling animals! Only a fool wouldn’t buy this! Or maybe only a fool would.