Got 9 mill?

Do you have $8,900,000? This is the most expensive thing I could find on eBay. And it actually is not an item. It is a 292 acre, geo-thermal Development property. Complete with 3 hot springs, 2 cold springs, a hotel, motel, 15 outdoor hot tubs, RV Park, and 16 parcel subdivision! I wonder if this is a scam? Only because I probably wouldn’t want to bet my 9 million dollars on the chance that this actually isn’t a real property and just someone’s wallet.

Also on eBay, a “Trackless Train Amusement Ride”. Literally a big toy train that you would see at an amusement park, sitting in someone’s yard. Sounds like a steal for only $5,000….

I think the next item is the greatest thing I have seen on eBay yet. Some wiley devil is selling U.S. Citizenship. They claim to be a 2 time cancer survivor and need to pay off bills. How you ask? They simply win the auction, and then the person will simply marry them! Sounds like someone might have finally outsmarted Uncle Sam.