Everyone…Doomsday is upon us! The red button will be pressed by darkphoneixv1 to unleash horrible, horrible terror. Well, his red button at least and his version of terror. This bidder says that if we do not pay attention to the bid or if it does not get enough money, then we will all be in a very bad situation…all at the push of his little red button. This kind of sounds like a bad Austin Powers movie except the person holding the world at ransom isn’t Dr. Evil, just some idiot in his mom’s basement.
Also on eBay, a newspaper proclaiming Hitler’s Death. “Hitler Slain” is reads in big, bold letter. This is a pretty cool antique for such a momentous day. And hey it’s only about $40 so far. Also being sold is a
Now back to the idiots. A “S” shaped pork rind. I don’t know what it is. I don’t really want to know. It looks and sounds discussing. I don’t even really want to know how they got it. I just hope that no one buys it.
Ahh and yes…to end the day. Bob the cork. Not just any ordinary cork. He is Bob, and he is a cork. It is as dumb as it sounds. He’s just a simple cork, with a face drawn on it. Who knows he might turn out to be a good friend if you are lonely? You could even drink your sorrows away with him!
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