Viva La Relativity!

Want a tree leaf? Buy it on eBay. How about a “Kinder Goth”? More specifically a variation of a Cabbage Patch Kid, except turned Goth. The blood, black and white, “spade eyes”, its got everything. It's legitimately scary and is a really bad birthday present. But who knows, maybe a kid out there would like it.

Have you ever wanted to go even more Gothic than a kid’s doll? There is more than enough options to get styling! There is the leather/latex mask that is worn with zippers over the eyes and mouth. Then there is the ever popular cats-of-nine whip with the metal ends! What about the male shoulder and arm restraints? Maybe a leather restraining swing to put out in the front yard for the kids to play on? Sounds like fun to me…

One thing I found that I thought was pretty funny is a remote for the opposite sex. For example, the remote for women includes, “Mute, Give me: Beer and food, cook, clean, and stop: nagging, moaning and whining”. Some of the controls for men are: “Ego off, flowers, chocolate, massage, say no, say yes, propose, tell truth, put toilet seat down, and stop: snoring, farting and belching”.

Something I have never seen before that I also found is a “switch blade comb”. It is literally a switchblade style handle with a metal comb for your hair that flips up and is ready for use anywhere at anytime. It actually sounds kind of dangerous. I could totally see is in a remake of “Grease” the movie one day.

“Viva La Relativity!” as a Che Einstein would say. Einstein has actually been put in place of Che Guevara in this novelty poster. I thought this was pretty funny and note worthy of a last item on this weeks list.