A dog has been mans best friend since the beginning of time. They serve and protect us when we need them the most. Just as our good friend, Thymewarp, shares his flowery dog story. In short, his poodle, Max, saved his life one winter when he was a small child when he fell and broke his leg deep in the woods. He told Max to “Go get Dad” and soon enough, he was back in the comfort of his home with a cast.
We soon find out that his story is a complete lie. He claims that it is just that easy to make up sympathetic dog stories like his own. Thymewarp is selling a portrait of a poodle for ten dollars to anyone willing to pay. He also says that if the auction reaches $35, then he will include a box of fake “dog ashes” to compliment this pitiful portrait.
This is a pretty worthless item. I see no reason for a portrait of a poodle that is not even my own dog. An interesting concept...
We also have yet, another creative item for sale on eBay this week. This is a Coughing and Screaming Lung Ash Tray. The ash tray is in the shape of a chest with lungs and works supposedly works as another way to quit smoking. This is a pretty unique item because I have never seen it anywhere else. It is actually kind of gross because of the open lung concept and the screaming. I guess that sounds good to quit smoking though.
Who’s ever played hot potato with a hacky sack, tennis ball, or maybe a hot…potato? What about a shock ball? Apparently, a new fad is to play this childhood game with a ball like device that actually shocks you. I guess you just pass the ball around and at a certain point in the game; it turns on and delivers a slight shock to the hands of the unfortunate person. Somehow, this does not sound very fun.
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