Ghost for Sale!

Have you ever wanted your very own ghost? I haven’t, but I know someone out there defiantly does. Now you can buy your very own ghost in a bottle, so it is completely safe. A man claims that he captured this dangerous ghost in one of the most haunted castles in all of England! I suppose this man has actually done us a great service by his fearless pursuit and capture of this ghost. The buyer is obviously so worried about a person releasing it back into society from its glass cage that he writes:

“!!!!WARNING!!!!

WINNING BIDDER AVOID OPENING AT ALL COSTS!!!

THE GHOST WILL ESCAPE!!!”

I guess that he can’t say that he didn’t warn you when you simply open up the bottle and release…air…back into the environment…

The same seller is also trying to put one-million ants up for adoption. So far, his campaign has only yielded 27 ant adoptions. He says there is a very bad ant colony living under his garden at his house in England. So the only way he knows how to get rid of them is to put the ants up for adoption at $2.00 a head. Good luck you sir trying to sell one-million ants.

Also on this weeks list of weird eBay items is an “Afterlife Messenger Service”. Starting at $6.99, a person can use this service to deliver a message, email, or note to anyone after you have died. They simply look through over 400 U.S., Canadian and U.K. obituaries to see if you died. Sounds like a horrible job, but a really good service if you need to send hate mail or a love note to someone you were always to afraid to when you were living.