Tin Man Turds and More!

Week two. What is on eBay you ask? A lot of worthless random stuff that someone has decided to sell. Even worse, people are buying them. For example, a “set” “fossilized Tin Man Turds”. Are they from the “Tin Man” of the Wizard of Ozz like the user, snowflowerrose, claims? Absolutely not, it was some man who had an actually brilliant idea to make $9.

Because people will actually buy this stuff, this seller will become a fraction richer. The idea, I imagine, came in between an all-night marathon of classic movies, beating Halo 2 for the 50^th time and four bottles of Halo 3 Mountain Dew. Imagine being able to make money from a semi-delirious idea for making the fossilized remains of the Tin Man. Simply tearing and rolling your common, everyday, aluminum foil and making a profit. A small profit, but a profit none the less. I admire you snowflowerrose, our brilliant seller.

Also being sold on eBay this week is the “CB 6000”. It comes with vented slots, 3 interlocking “puzzle pieces” and a lock and master key. Any idea what this product is? It is the newest “male chastity” belt on the market! I didn’t know that they even had these in production. I was wrong. If you feel the need to protect yourself or your loved ones, please buy one of these products. Yours for $189.95!

So, yet another week passes with even more bizarre items than the first. I wonder what next week will bring?