Now on eBay, as I write this, is the deal of you life! Have you ever wanted to be a top secret spy? Be a ninja-warrior? Or be totally awesome? Well, an anonymous user on eBay has your hopes and dreams all for the convenient price of $24.95!
What is this product you ask? What can someone possibly sell, so I can become a "ninja"? They sell the secret to becoming invisible! To “go anywhere, at anytime, without being seen”! So invisible they claim that your own shadow cannot even detect you!
But wait, there's more! On top of being totally invisible( which would be pretty sweet considering this oh-so-generous person claims the product not to be a scam, “bull” or a disappointment), our fellow citizen has been kind enough to include to us, a “FREE BONUS OFFER”! When we buy the technique to become “100% invisible”, we now get the Secrets of Sexual Seduction AND The Wizard's Book of Animal Secrets.
Our vender claims that in these books, we will learn the secret to getting any woman that we want. It also claims to have two cures for male pattern baldness, “ a method for loosing weight without exercise”, and “unusual methods to grow 4-6 inches”… You tell me ...
In the final bonus offer, The Wizard's Book of Animal Secret, we can all learn the secrets of animal control. We can “tame wild horses”, “keep a squirrel in our pocket” and even bring “dead creatures back to life”.
Amazing! I was totally unaware that any of this even existed. Imagine, becoming invisible, getting the woman of our dreams and controlling animals! Only a fool wouldn’t buy this! Or maybe only a fool would.
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